Me and my ZMR ! Simply Wow !

Hi guys , though  my dream bike is Hayabusa but being in India that too belonging to a middle class family this was heights of any dream. Though not Hayabusa but still I have experienced From “Bajaj Scooty” to “Hero Honda Passion Plus” to “Pulsar 150” , thanks to my dad for all this. 

But now its time for biggie “Karizma ZMR- Above all”, the bike I loved from the day it was released in India. I never liked the old versions of Karizma ever that’s  why opted for Pulsar 3 years back  but the latest release of Karizma , the ZMR has made me crazy about it and best is ZMR-Pearl White, it’s simply stunning.

 

So finally I got my dream come true. Bought my white ZMR this month. From the looks , style to performance this bike is awesome yaar.

Main Technical Features of  Hero Karizma ZMR:

Engine: 223cc

Power: 17.6 bhp @ 7000rpm

Torque: 18.35 N-m @ 6000rpm

Gears: 5

- PGM-Fi: Programmable Fuel Injection 
- 16 Bit ECU Processor For Rapid Digital Fuel Injection Mapping
- Oil Cooled Engine
- 12 Hole Fuel Injector For Better Atomization Of Fuel
- Engine Oil Temperature Sensor Which Provides Different Fuel Mixtures At Different Temperatures
- Intake Air Temperature Sensor Which Senses The Intake Air Temp To Determine & Supply The Optimum Air To Fuel Ratio
- Throttle Position Sensor Which Detects Throttle Opening & Provides Input To The ECU
- Crank Position Sensor Which Senses The Position & Time At Which Fuel Needs To Be Injected In Relation To Crank Angle
- Oxygen Sensor Ensures Correct Air Fuel Ratio For The Catalytic Convertor
- Manifold Absolute Pressure Sensor
- Idle Air Control Valve
- Gas Charged Shock Absorbers
- Rear Disc Brake

Main Design Features Of  Hero’s  Karizma ZMR:

- Full Front Fairing
- Split Clip On Handle Bars
- Body Coloured Split Rear Grab Rails
- Mirrors Mounted On The Fairing
- New Rear Mud Guard 
- New Headlamp & Tail Lamp Which Is Now LED
- Rear Disc Brakes
- Turn Indicators Mounted On Front Fairing
- New Graphics
- Slightly Reprofiled Body Work
- Body coloured rear view mirrors
- New deign for silencer and heat sheild
- Blue back-lit instrument cluster
- ZMR logo on the instrument cluster

Hero's New Karizma ZMR comes packed with more power, more style and more aggression but the new model leaves us expecting for more!! This bike has obvious lead over Yamaha R15 and Pulsar220.

I Want to…!!!

Dedicated to my College friends…

I want to go to the past where promises in friendship was the utmost important,

I want to go to the past where fun was the only subject in my life,

I want to go to the past where going to institution  was just for attendance and not for engineering,

I want to go to the past where semester (i.e time) used to pass so early.

I want to go to the past where bunking the classes was fun,

Where together with your friends being  caught by dean was adventurous,

Where having others lunch without letting him know during the lecture on the last benches was most admired thing by your friends,

Where comments from last benches  on girls and faculty was most daring thing during the lecture,

Where lecture notes used to get completed on  1/10th A4 page &  that too notes was common for 3-4 friends.

I want to go to the past where we used to pass 4 out of 8 college hours in canteen,

Where we used sit on PMC (Piya Milan Chauraha) for hours to get a glance of our dream girlsss,

Where we used to fire back to back comments from BCR (Boys common room) to each and every girls and faculty,

Where we used to sit for hours in the sports field to hide ourselves from administrations.

I want to go to the past where doing practical labs was fun,

Where lab means playing Counter Strike and zero programming,

Where Anshu’s and Sunil’s lunch had everyone shares,

Where friend’s  girlfriend was also everyone’s girlfriend,

Where mine girlfriend was everyone’s girlfriend…Sahi h na Sunil,

Where my dialogue to try on a girl was used by my friend (Manish) on the same girl before me.

I want to go to the past  Where we used to tell ourself as DON (UP & Mohit),

Where we used to make list of top 10 chicks to try for and used to keep them in our wallet (Beta Mohit ye tere liye specially),

Where ‘Babu ki maa’ was famous and Babu special style was adorable,

Where ‘Chumma’ ka haramipan was widely accepted by us,

Where  Aman’s question was most difficult to answer,

Where Akshay’s and Gaurav guru chela relationship was famous,

Where Bone-no and her affairs with friends girlfriend was shock to all.

I want to go to the past where riding bike in heavy rain just to gift cake to someone very special on her b’day,

Where teasing with her’s name attached to mine was everyday job of my friends,

Where Dancing on the DJ floor was like breaking the DJ floor with Ashish and Manish dance steps,

I want to go to the past where every party was boozing party in Rajendra nagar,

I want to have that  Dharam kata Special pan again,

I want to have that Kudesia Kababs again,

I want to go to the past where …

I want to go to the past where…

I want to go to the past where….

North India Vs South India : 5 Points

Born and brought up in Uttar Pradesh , I spent my first 22 years of my life in north India. But this IT industry job gave me the chance to live in south India (Must say southest part of INDIA :-):-) ) and I am living here in south since last 1 year & 3 months.

Having a experience of 1 year & 3 months in IT industry and in South India, I can surely jott down some point of differences between NORTH and SOUTH.

1.    Where can you shop the banana’s in terms of kilograms?? It’s here it’s here in south. In north we buy in terms of dozens but here as kilograms. I still cannot understand why is this difference :-(:-(

2.  Second thing I must say about haircut : In south the worst haircut shop will charge minimum Rs. 50 for haircut but in north if u r planning to save money u can get it for even Rs. 15. I guess soon all barbers from north will shift to south , leaving north without a single barber. Ha ha ha

3.   Yaaro one thing I must tell you…people here in south are crazyyyyy , infact I must say mad about filmy Superstars. They treat them as if they are GOD. You can not say anything bad about the superstar otherwise they will fight with you.

But in north I am sure everyone criticizes and abuse their favourite stars also sometime in their life.

4.   For foodiessss : The main dishes of south in breakfast lunch dinner is DOSA IDLI VADA with SAMBHAR and CHUTNEY. But in north no one can live without yummy Stuffed parathas (Aloo paratha..Paneer paratha..Gobi paratha….etc etc …types are countless :-):-):-) )

Though every one knows this point but still I have to mention it because we cannot ignore this point , if we are mentioning the differences between north and south.

5. The last one and the most important difference is regarding the GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.  ;-) ;-)

Guys from north India please note the girls here in south are too reserved……toooooo conservative . As north Indian girls , they wil never ask you go for late night parties or for overnight journey to a trip.

Everyone here supports  this monopoly. Even the building security guard here doesn’t allow any unknown boy go in a flat where bachelor’s girls r living (Even if those girls have only invited you ) :-(:-(:-(  This situation was equivalent as if I was a villan and that bloody guard was SALMAN KHAN.

The only similarity I found  between north and south is that ‘Nariyal Paani’ here also cost  Rs. 15-20 and in north also u will get for Rs. 20. Though every house here in Kerala is having atleast two coconut tree. I don’t know why they produce in such a large quantity if they cannot give it for cheap.

Digital divide between generations - Does it exist?

Administration Shrugs, But Evidence Says "Yes"

The term 'digital divide' describes the fact that the world can be divided into people who do and people who don't have access to - and the capability to use - modern information technology, such as the telephone, television, or the Internet. It includes the imbalance both in physical access to technology and the resources and skills needed to effectively participate as a digital citizen. Knowledge divide reflects the access of various social groupings to information and knowledge, typically gender, income, race, and by location.

The digital divide exists between those in cities and those in rural areas. For example, a 1999 study showed that 86% of Internet delivery was to the 20 largest cities. The digital divide also exists between the educated and the uneducated, between economic classes, and, globally, between the more and less industrially developed nations.

The second level digital divide, also referred to as the production gap, describes the gap that separates the consumers of content on the internet from the producers of content. As the technological digital divide is decreasing between those with access to the internet and those without, the meaning of the term digital divide is evolving. Previously, digital divide research has focused on accessibility to the internet and internet consumption. However, with more and more of the population with access to the internet, researchers are examining how people use the internet to create content and what impact socioeconomics are having on user behavior.

The global digital divide describes the Infotech disparities between different regions of the world in relation to generalised rates of social and technological development. One school of thought holds that, as the internet becomes progressively more sophisticated, the digital divide is growing, that those to whom it is least available are being left behind.

Hence concluding we can say that, Nobody believes that technology will be a quick-fix solution to poverty, but ensuring that underserved individuals and communities can access education and tools to improve the quality of their lives certainly appears to be a critical piece of the answer.

In my view, the fact that we have reached the halfway point in the diffusion of Internet access at home reinforces the need to seek policies to get the job done as quickly as possible. Rather than declaring victory and cutting back on efforts we should be refocusing efforts toward the acquisition of technologies at home. In fact, passing the halfway point marks a milestone in the public policy status of Internet access. It is beginning to look like a service that merits the status of worthy of universal service support.

10 Ultimate girlfriend mysteries solved !!

Awesome  Article from TOI.

In this day and age, mankind has figured out how to engineer a nanoparticle to walk the dog, post a letter and empty the crumbs from the kitchen toaster.

And yet, your lady (or the lady you want) can still confound you with wants and needs you just don't understand.

Is there some way to hack into this FOS (Female Operating System)? Maybe an online translator that can interpret the language of the modern girlfriend?

Well, we can't explain every inexplicable thing she does. But we can highlight the most familiar (no doubt) scenarios and give you a cross-sectioned, 3-D snapshot of her brain at that moment along with a little bonus perspective.

Here, the top 10 confounding girlfriend mysteries, defounded:

Mystery No. 1: She wears killer shoes .
She insists on wearing shoes that have no resemblance to the human foot, then complains that her feet are killing her.

Mystery No. 2: She's fickle with frenemies.
She can go from best friend to mortal enemy with someone within 48 hours (and revert back in 72).

Mystery No. 3: Her self-esteem is a fashion victim.
An article of clothing can make her feel thin or fat.

Mystery No. 4: She gets flash hunger attacks.
When she gets hungry, she has to eat "right now" or she'll faint. (Didn't she see it coming?)

Mystery No. 5: She clones her clothes.
She buys multiple items of clothing that look exactly the same.

Mystery No. 6: She bans many foods.
One food can become vilified virtually overnight. (Salad dressing has to be on the side etc.)

Mystery No. 7: She's best friends with celebs.
She feels perfectly entitled to talk about an actress/singer/socialite and that celebrity's outfits/boyfriend/makeup in detail, though she's never actually met her (and probably never will).

Mystery No. 8: She preps forever.
"Throwing on some jeans" takes at least half an hour.

Mystery No. 9: She hairballs the pipes.
Much like steel wool, small dense nests of her long hair clog the sink and shower drains constantly.

Mystery No. 10: She's 360-degree self-obsessed.
She's as obsessed about looking as good from the back and sides as from the front (hence the yoga-inspired contortions in front of the mirror to inspect herself from all angles).

Girlfriend Management : The latest branch of management

 A goal or objective is a desired result a person  envisions, plans and commits to achieve a personal desired end-point in some sort of assumed development. Many people endeavor to reach goals within a finite time by setting deadlines.

Talking with respect to the girlfriends, there may be personal goal set for high total number of girl friends in a human life. Ex: Manish kumar

OR  personal goal set for zero  girl friends in a human life.  Ex : Uncountable.

Achieving this complex goal

 Achieving complex and difficult goals of increasing the count for number of girlfriends requires focus, long-term diligence and effort. Success in this field  requires forgoing excuses and justifications for poor performance or lack of adequate planning; in short, success in this field  requires emotional maturity.

The measure of belief that people have in their ability to achieve a personal goal also affects that achievement. Best example : Manish Kumar.

 Long term achievements rely on short-term achievements. Emotional control over the small moments of the single day rejection  makes a big difference in the long term. But it is better to have only short term achievement. Life time girlfriend should be your parents choice only.

Advantages of this type of management

1.Time management : You  learn to manage time ,if u have many girlfriends at the same time. Timings of your incoming miss call and outgoing phone calls ,so that  to avoid one of the GF land to a situation of call waiting is very injurious to health and your love career. So men at the best learn to utilize the available resources and time to the best to avoid the clash.

2.Frequent reconsideration (consistency checks) – One small fight lead to reconsideration and it increases your mobility, which is the most demanding feature by any MNC company. Hence increases your chance to get a good job.

3.Stress management : If you are able to handle 2-3 GF at the same time then you are never gonna  have more stress than this in your life. Hence u learn to handle stress.

4.Feasibility : The feasibility of love always sustain.

5. Leadership : Once u enter into this field you become  leader  who knows to lead the girls..ha ha ha.

For detailed explaination plz contact manish kumar. Contact number : 9718860189. He has done phd in this management course.

‘LG Optimus GT540’ Android Phone : Truly Optimum

 

The Android platform has grown at a fast rate these past couple of months. According to the latest data it is currently the number one platform for smartphones beating its rivals such as iOS of the iPhone and RIM's Blackberry OS. If you are looking for an excellent unlocked Android phone then one of the best models available is the LG Optimus GT540. This mid-level priced phone comes with high-end features that make it a very popular model to choose.

The GT540 is powered by a Qualcomm processor running at 600MHz. The telephone is great feast for individuals who love downloading or storing a variety of sorts of data as it will give them 130MB storage with further expandable memory up to 32GB. What is more. Expectedly, this sensational unit has received virtually all remarkable info transfer technologies such as advanced GPRS, EDGE, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth to name a couple of.

These who love photography are not disappointed as this wonderful widget arrives with three.15 mega pixels camera possessing higher resolution of 2048x1536 pixels, autofocus, Geo-tagging and confront and blink detection.

Going online is also easy with this model. You have two connection choices to choose from, HSDPA or Wi-Fi. If you are near a hotspot you can just turn on the Wi-Fi feature of this model and fire up the browser to go online. When you are on the move, HSDPA connection can be used. The HSDPA technology uses cellular network and has great download speeds.

The phone has a very sleek design and is solidly built. The brushed metal look on its side and back adds to the ruggedness of its design. You won't notice any creaks when you hold it. At the front you will see a 3.2 inch resistive touch screen. Although most models come with capacitive touch screens today navigating the menus on this model is pretty responsive. It can support Android 2.1 Froyo which means you will have access to the Android Marketplace and can choose from the hundreds of thousands of applications to install in your device.

Travelers will love the fact that this unlocked android phone uses Quad band technology. This means that you can use this model anywhere in the world. To save on roaming charges from your home network you can just insert a prepaid SIM from whichever country you are travelling to and enjoy using your phone immediately.

For those interested in its multimedia features this unlocked android phone comes with a 3 megapixel auto-focus camera. You will be able to shoot photos or record videos of 17 frames per second. There is a standard 3.5mm port on top of the model so that you can use any high-end headphone you have to enjoy music. There is a microSD slot is capable of supporting capacities of up to 32 GB and makes a great storage place for all your music and photos.

If you are looking for an excellent unlocked android phone then consider the LG Optimus GT540. It is a wonderful touch screen phone.

THANKS ILP

Ah..!!! 
At last  got the time to post after such a long time...no no I wasn't busy with TCS but I didn't got the time due to completion of other stuffs (yaaro there was many other works like enjoying weekends , covering places not yet visited in trivandrumetc etc etc).

So now after completing my TCS ILP training @Trivandrum without working for even a single extra hour, that’s really a record. I am now at my base branch Kochi. I must really say it was excellent training time at Trivandrum. I enjoyed a lot in both CILP (common ILP) and stream training both. I got many new friends and specially kannada friends  ,I am never going to forget.

I did my stream training in mainframe stream but in kochi searching for mainframe project yet. Getting offer for other technology other than mainframe. I don’t understand then what for they trained me in a special technology. This is simply wastage of time and money in training us.

I must say never take tension after coming to TCS..just enjoy and every thing will go right.
T-86 never going to forget u all. Kahin bhi jao yaaro but be in contact always. Always enjoy  Mainframers and Amrithan’s. Thanks to all my TCS friends for making my ILP training wonderful !!!

Pre-ILP 2 days at Trivandrum

The journey of my IT industry life started on 11 november 2010 when i left from bareilly for Trivandrum to join TCS. Wasn’t prepared yet to travel a long lasting 60 hours jouney but had to do anyhow. Adding spice to condition was that i had to change the train at New delhi. I first had to go to New Delhi and board direct train (kerala express) to Trivandrum.

The only thing which was positive was that 4 of us were together in kerala express. Himanshu, chandan, pavas and myself so passing time was not a problem.The only problem was food. Only a single time we got a veg meal. And rest all time the menu was idli smbhar, vada sambhar,appam sambhar,dosa sambhar.So much of sambhar na...Till now  u must have got sambhar taste. The journey to Trivandrum made us feel what is going to happen in kerala with the food. Train was just a trailor...picture abhi baaki h mere dost.

 We reached Trivandrum on 13 nov at 3 pm in noon. I have got Amritha hotel , ulloor for my stay which is in the center of the city in main market..that’s the best part of it. Rest all my classmates got  different hotels. Lodging room is good enough...

2 seater room..

neat and cleaned...

with a cupboard, table, two chairs, attached washroom.

So before joining TCS on 15 nov, it was time to expore the local market..On 14 evening i did it with my neighbour  room TCSers. Big bazaar at a distance of 5 min by walk from my hotel..that’s  the best.

Today was my first day at TCS..but i will write about  first day in my next post.

My B’day on 5th NOV 2010 : When whole India celebrated it

Thank you...Thank you...Thank you

Thanks to each and every person who fired crackers , launched rocket , lighted holi diyas celebrating my b’day on 5^th of November. Ha Ha Ha....Thanks to every one who made me feel special on my b’day. I never expected that whole india will jointly celebrate my b’day.

Saala pehli baar laga celebrity hona bhi khaas hota h. Ha Ha Ha....Hey bhagwan akhir itna special b’day kyo kyo kyo..????? Ab logo ko kaise samjhaun akhir hoon to main bhi unke jaisa.

Though by luck diwali day and my birth date collided together on same date this year , but whatever may be it was special for me. Special bcoz this was probably my last bday at home with my mom and dad and that too first time falling on diwali day . From now i have to probably celebrate my all the next bday’s @ TCS.

Thanks to all my friends who remembered my birthday and made me feel that friendship continues after school and college life also. Missed u all bcoz there was no one to celebrate my bday in our special style.....’ The lafanga style’ .