Girlfriend Management : The latest branch of management

 A goal or objective is a desired result a person  envisions, plans and commits to achieve a personal desired end-point in some sort of assumed development. Many people endeavor to reach goals within a finite time by setting deadlines.

Talking with respect to the girlfriends, there may be personal goal set for high total number of girl friends in a human life. Ex: Manish kumar

OR  personal goal set for zero  girl friends in a human life.  Ex : Uncountable.

Achieving this complex goal

 Achieving complex and difficult goals of increasing the count for number of girlfriends requires focus, long-term diligence and effort. Success in this field  requires forgoing excuses and justifications for poor performance or lack of adequate planning; in short, success in this field  requires emotional maturity.

The measure of belief that people have in their ability to achieve a personal goal also affects that achievement. Best example : Manish Kumar.

 Long term achievements rely on short-term achievements. Emotional control over the small moments of the single day rejection  makes a big difference in the long term. But it is better to have only short term achievement. Life time girlfriend should be your parents choice only.

Advantages of this type of management

1.Time management : You  learn to manage time ,if u have many girlfriends at the same time. Timings of your incoming miss call and outgoing phone calls ,so that  to avoid one of the GF land to a situation of call waiting is very injurious to health and your love career. So men at the best learn to utilize the available resources and time to the best to avoid the clash.

2.Frequent reconsideration (consistency checks) – One small fight lead to reconsideration and it increases your mobility, which is the most demanding feature by any MNC company. Hence increases your chance to get a good job.

3.Stress management : If you are able to handle 2-3 GF at the same time then you are never gonna  have more stress than this in your life. Hence u learn to handle stress.

4.Feasibility : The feasibility of love always sustain.

5. Leadership : Once u enter into this field you become  leader  who knows to lead the girls..ha ha ha.

For detailed explaination plz contact manish kumar. Contact number : 9718860189. He has done phd in this management course.

‘LG Optimus GT540’ Android Phone : Truly Optimum

 

The Android platform has grown at a fast rate these past couple of months. According to the latest data it is currently the number one platform for smartphones beating its rivals such as iOS of the iPhone and RIM's Blackberry OS. If you are looking for an excellent unlocked Android phone then one of the best models available is the LG Optimus GT540. This mid-level priced phone comes with high-end features that make it a very popular model to choose.

The GT540 is powered by a Qualcomm processor running at 600MHz. The telephone is great feast for individuals who love downloading or storing a variety of sorts of data as it will give them 130MB storage with further expandable memory up to 32GB. What is more. Expectedly, this sensational unit has received virtually all remarkable info transfer technologies such as advanced GPRS, EDGE, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth to name a couple of.

These who love photography are not disappointed as this wonderful widget arrives with three.15 mega pixels camera possessing higher resolution of 2048x1536 pixels, autofocus, Geo-tagging and confront and blink detection.

Going online is also easy with this model. You have two connection choices to choose from, HSDPA or Wi-Fi. If you are near a hotspot you can just turn on the Wi-Fi feature of this model and fire up the browser to go online. When you are on the move, HSDPA connection can be used. The HSDPA technology uses cellular network and has great download speeds.

The phone has a very sleek design and is solidly built. The brushed metal look on its side and back adds to the ruggedness of its design. You won't notice any creaks when you hold it. At the front you will see a 3.2 inch resistive touch screen. Although most models come with capacitive touch screens today navigating the menus on this model is pretty responsive. It can support Android 2.1 Froyo which means you will have access to the Android Marketplace and can choose from the hundreds of thousands of applications to install in your device.

Travelers will love the fact that this unlocked android phone uses Quad band technology. This means that you can use this model anywhere in the world. To save on roaming charges from your home network you can just insert a prepaid SIM from whichever country you are travelling to and enjoy using your phone immediately.

For those interested in its multimedia features this unlocked android phone comes with a 3 megapixel auto-focus camera. You will be able to shoot photos or record videos of 17 frames per second. There is a standard 3.5mm port on top of the model so that you can use any high-end headphone you have to enjoy music. There is a microSD slot is capable of supporting capacities of up to 32 GB and makes a great storage place for all your music and photos.

If you are looking for an excellent unlocked android phone then consider the LG Optimus GT540. It is a wonderful touch screen phone.

THANKS ILP

Ah..!!! 
At last  got the time to post after such a long time...no no I wasn't busy with TCS but I didn't got the time due to completion of other stuffs (yaaro there was many other works like enjoying weekends , covering places not yet visited in trivandrumetc etc etc).

So now after completing my TCS ILP training @Trivandrum without working for even a single extra hour, that’s really a record. I am now at my base branch Kochi. I must really say it was excellent training time at Trivandrum. I enjoyed a lot in both CILP (common ILP) and stream training both. I got many new friends and specially kannada friends  ,I am never going to forget.

I did my stream training in mainframe stream but in kochi searching for mainframe project yet. Getting offer for other technology other than mainframe. I don’t understand then what for they trained me in a special technology. This is simply wastage of time and money in training us.

I must say never take tension after coming to TCS..just enjoy and every thing will go right.
T-86 never going to forget u all. Kahin bhi jao yaaro but be in contact always. Always enjoy  Mainframers and Amrithan’s. Thanks to all my TCS friends for making my ILP training wonderful !!!

Pre-ILP 2 days at Trivandrum

The journey of my IT industry life started on 11 november 2010 when i left from bareilly for Trivandrum to join TCS. Wasn’t prepared yet to travel a long lasting 60 hours jouney but had to do anyhow. Adding spice to condition was that i had to change the train at New delhi. I first had to go to New Delhi and board direct train (kerala express) to Trivandrum.

The only thing which was positive was that 4 of us were together in kerala express. Himanshu, chandan, pavas and myself so passing time was not a problem.The only problem was food. Only a single time we got a veg meal. And rest all time the menu was idli smbhar, vada sambhar,appam sambhar,dosa sambhar.So much of sambhar na...Till now  u must have got sambhar taste. The journey to Trivandrum made us feel what is going to happen in kerala with the food. Train was just a trailor...picture abhi baaki h mere dost.

 We reached Trivandrum on 13 nov at 3 pm in noon. I have got Amritha hotel , ulloor for my stay which is in the center of the city in main market..that’s the best part of it. Rest all my classmates got  different hotels. Lodging room is good enough...

2 seater room..

neat and cleaned...

with a cupboard, table, two chairs, attached washroom.

So before joining TCS on 15 nov, it was time to expore the local market..On 14 evening i did it with my neighbour  room TCSers. Big bazaar at a distance of 5 min by walk from my hotel..that’s  the best.

Today was my first day at TCS..but i will write about  first day in my next post.

My B’day on 5th NOV 2010 : When whole India celebrated it

Thank you...Thank you...Thank you

Thanks to each and every person who fired crackers , launched rocket , lighted holi diyas celebrating my b’day on 5^th of November. Ha Ha Ha....Thanks to every one who made me feel special on my b’day. I never expected that whole india will jointly celebrate my b’day.

Saala pehli baar laga celebrity hona bhi khaas hota h. Ha Ha Ha....Hey bhagwan akhir itna special b’day kyo kyo kyo..????? Ab logo ko kaise samjhaun akhir hoon to main bhi unke jaisa.

Though by luck diwali day and my birth date collided together on same date this year , but whatever may be it was special for me. Special bcoz this was probably my last bday at home with my mom and dad and that too first time falling on diwali day . From now i have to probably celebrate my all the next bday’s @ TCS.

Thanks to all my friends who remembered my birthday and made me feel that friendship continues after school and college life also. Missed u all bcoz there was no one to celebrate my bday in our special style.....’ The lafanga style’ .

Bareilly to Trivandrum @ TCS : Ab Kanniyakumari door nahi

It was 29^th September, the day i was waiting for, after some how completing my B.Tech (Bachelor in tension of engineering and career halucinations). This was the day i got my TCS joining day as 22^nd Nov 2010 at Trivandrum (THIRUVANANTHAPURAM).

Yes Thiruvananthapuram, the capital of southest Indian state Kerala, which is at a distance of just 80 km from kanniyakumari (south end point of india). The city which is approx 3200 km away from my home(in bareilly) with a travel duration of 60 hours by an express train.

This beautiful district is considered to be the abode of the sacred snake Anandan and hence the name Thiru ‘anantha’ puram. India’s finest technology park is positioned in this district showing the progress in information and technology.

● It’s time now to adapt to latest fashion trend---LUNGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (It would be most difficult for me,so sorry kerala)

● It’s time now to learn Malayalam.

● It’s time now to say good bye to north Indian food.

● It’s time now to get addict to Idli sambhar- Idli sambhar- Idli sambhar in breakfast,lunch and dinner.

● It’s time now to greet someone as Namaskaram instead of Namaskar.

● It’s time now that people conversating infront of me and me just trying to get a little bit of it by just their expressions only.

From childhood i have only listened ‘Kashmir to Kanniyakumari’ about india. But now i can say ‘Bareilly to Trivandrum’...Ab Kanniyakumari door nahi. Wo kehte h na paisa kamane ke liye log kahin bhi ja sakte h !!!!

ENGINEERING THE JUGAAD

The word jugaad typifies the essence of jugaad. Jugaad is a phrase used for a resourceful person - for a quick fix or a work around engineered to compensate for a lack of resources (both tangible and intangible).

Jugaad in its third sense is both an art and science. It conclusively puts an end to the engineering-management debate by effectively validating that they are one and the same thing. A jugaad may not necessarily fix the problem. But it does provide an alternative method to avail it - a technique that is often used as a temporary solution to a software bug.

our college embraces this concept with a lot of spirit. College events and fests are filled with numerous instances of how an ingenous jugaad saved the day. consider the possibility (or rather the certainity) of database of your software getting connection fright a few hours before an event. They obviously didn't teach you to fix that. The only available solution is to well, jugaad another one to replace the rummy traitor.

There is no limit to what and how one can jugaad things during the course of engineering - once you get the hang of it, it sticks with you. Final year projects, seminar slides, guest speakers at an event, library cards, flash drives, fake identities, assignment sheets, certificates, notes, money for flawless spending in canteen --- they are just the tip of the iceberg.

Engineers are often thought to be cranky figures poring over large intricate blueprints,planning meticulously for hours together. Of course actual engineering students with a real engineering degree would find the very idea of blueprints and flow diagram quite laughable, atleast back home in the land of jugaad. As opposed to the ingenuity and quick thinking that an efficacious jugaad demands, plans and designs sap the punch from a problem. Why bother wasting those extra hours on designing when a quick solution jugaad is not only adequate but also has the added advantage of saving extra time for fun and celebrating.

Jugaad versus the actual thing is like a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. While Bruce Lee uses technique with a finesse that is delightfully fluid, Jackie Chan's style is more on-the-spot, more creative, more jugaad-ish. No one can say with certainty who the winner would be in such a event, but in a bare empty room Chan would probably feel a little lost..

Journey of my comp life!!

I still remember the day when my dad brought a desktop for me when I was in class 8^th .That day the shopkeeper came in his own car to deliver the computer at my home.This was because buying a computer at that time was very rare shopping for a person. One of the best configuration at that time Pentium III, 128 MB Ram,40 GB hard disk,white CRT monitor with a HP inkjet printer for 38 K.

Unfortunately for me it was like not knowing how to ride a bicycle and given a motorcycle to ride. Really at that time i was not knowing how to shut down a computer. After installation i asked that computer guy to install games.....my next question was uncle “ye computer band kaise karte h”. He smiled and then told me how to shutdown a PC.

Though in Bishop Conrad School we were taught language “LOGO” and “BASIC” in class 8^th but i was having NIL knowledge in basic knowledge of computer because we were given a already started computer with the console of language and we were not allowed to open anything else in school.

So now it was the time to explore what i was not allowed in school. But a child in class 8^th was much fascinated by playing games rather than anything else.I with my school friends (Pushkar, Siddhant,Qasim...) used to play the only game “DAMORASH” orderly and it was the daily scenario before and after coaching.

Slowly and steady i gained interest in computer field and i took computer science as subject in class 11^th and 12^th. This interest continued as i took admission in B.TECH in computer science branch, after 12^th in SRMSCET. And now i am placed in India No. 1 and world’s No. 5 software company TCS as a software engineer.

I never knewed that incident in class 8^th would change my life. Thanks to my dad and thanks to my 9 years old P–III computer which is still functioning well. Though my dad gifted me a new LENOVO laptop recently after being placed in TCS, that desktop will always be my best gift i ever had in my life.

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